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Anyway, Clock Day was founded in 1928 when the world was just beginning to rebuild from the first World War One. StrawberryClock was then a humble factory worker working in a cardboard factory, and one day because the world was so bleak and no one was having fun because the war was over, StrawberryClock suddenly had the idea to draw a bright red B on one piece of cardboard (except it was in black and white back then ofc but we know by eyewitness accounts). 

He was promptly fired for fucking with the product, but then: surprisingly, his big fat boss who had a big monocle and a suit and a mustache, he had a new contract for Strawberry in his hand! He would be hired to be the company's new drawsman who would draw the company logos and ads and stuff!!! Then that was his big break and the rest is history and the first B he drew is framed in museums around the world. Good job!

My movies:

Our big good collab:

go watch asshole

It’s currently the twentieth anniversary of the Clock Crew. Wild. I’ll release a cartoon later today for which I doodled this misleadingly gorgeous poster:

I might also take part in something else…

Love you clock crew i’ve had tremendous fun in the time i’ve been here and i’m excited to see everyone’s stuff!!

This is a news post to commemorate the occassion

I was really happy to see that the Clock Crew was doing as strong as it is at the start of this year. I thought they'd be dead because that group is like a hundred years old. Apparently they're still getting great new members, even. So I thought I might as well be one of those. It's been a great year. I'm not going to make the joke about 2020 not being a great year. Or a meta joke about not making a joke about 2020 be-

We created a beautiful post-apocalyptic collaboration:

I found the worm:

and i watched a shit ton of great clock flashes with more to come go look at those seriously there are so many funny talented people here

Happy Clock Day 2020, may the next one be even better.

Olds: a project got posted this month

Additionally, news: look forward to see a project in august???

Finally, I've prepared a top ten for this month, with a unifying theme. Wasn't easy (god no) and places may switch around, but at the moment we've arrived here.

1. Really, very small books
2. Bilberries
3. A Russian accent (brr...)
4. Ethically produced cement
5. A greased up bottle in a bottle recycling automated machine so it spins too fast to read the barcode
6. A birthday party (with a baseball theme)
7. Vaseline
8. Honey
9. The Gregorian "Greg" calendar
10. An invitation to a duel